Hello ladies and gents of the Lakes Area. My typical fare may be the many wonderful restaurants found here in the lakes area but I thought I'd do something a little different and talk about nature's grocery store this time around.
The rivers and lakes are teeming with an abundance of delicious fish. Now the art of attaining said delicious fish is not for the faint of heart, but if you're adventurous, be sure to give fishing the way we raccoons go about it a shot!
You will need the appropriate equipment, scuba gear and a pillow case. It also help to bring along a friend with a speed boat.
See, when humans go fishing they spend the whole day out there in the hot sun, waiting and hoping that a fish will bite. Humans are like that, hard working sorts. We raccoons on the other hand live by the motto, “Work smarter not harder.”
When we go fishing we don't go out looking for fish, we go out looking for fishermen, in fancy boats, with fancy fish finders. We put on our tiny little raccoon sized scuba suits (Amazon sells literally everything) and hide out under their boats. After Mr.Fisherman reels in a few fish, one of my racoon friends jumps out of the water and begins running around the front of the boat causing all manner of chaos, while I sneak on board and stuff as many fish as I can in my pillow case. Then the speed boat swoops by and both of us jump aboard leaving Mr. Fisherman high and dry while we make off with lunch.
So humans of the Lakes Area, if you are ever feeling adventurous, give fishing a shot, racoon style.
The rivers and lakes are teeming with an abundance of delicious fish. Now the art of attaining said delicious fish is not for the faint of heart, but if you're adventurous, be sure to give fishing the way we raccoons go about it a shot!
You will need the appropriate equipment, scuba gear and a pillow case. It also help to bring along a friend with a speed boat.
See, when humans go fishing they spend the whole day out there in the hot sun, waiting and hoping that a fish will bite. Humans are like that, hard working sorts. We raccoons on the other hand live by the motto, “Work smarter not harder.”
When we go fishing we don't go out looking for fish, we go out looking for fishermen, in fancy boats, with fancy fish finders. We put on our tiny little raccoon sized scuba suits (Amazon sells literally everything) and hide out under their boats. After Mr.Fisherman reels in a few fish, one of my racoon friends jumps out of the water and begins running around the front of the boat causing all manner of chaos, while I sneak on board and stuff as many fish as I can in my pillow case. Then the speed boat swoops by and both of us jump aboard leaving Mr. Fisherman high and dry while we make off with lunch.
So humans of the Lakes Area, if you are ever feeling adventurous, give fishing a shot, racoon style.
